Senior editor of Move-Over.org, Mike Sharq, reports that Mother and Father Nature are deeply concerned over the US government subsidized bio-fuels program. In his recent interview with the “First Couple” of natural order, Sharq reports that Mother reiterated her 1971 warning not to fool with her about margarine and butter or anything else that upsets the intended natural order. She further stated her worries over tortilla prices, “South of the Border” and the impact that those higher prices may have on provisioning “Illegal Americans” in their journey North.

Father Nature, the less well known of the pair, railed against granting power to “Revenuers” for the expressed purpose of “Denaturing” alcohol. “This is a real insult to our family name.” Father also stated that he has growing concerns, like Mother, over the fooling with the markets and what that Tom Foolery might do to the pricing of “Natural Order Products.” “You know Mother and I like to get a buzz on, every once in a while, and do what comes naturally. If the price of our favorite jug of libidinal lubricant, Wild Turkey, goes up too high, well, you can bet that I will take action.”